She claims this is unauthorized commercial use of her name, likeness and trademark.
Hallmark claims this is parody.
I wonder if the precedent set when Michael Buffer controlled the use of "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" will be cited in this case.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Frivolous Lawsuits Are Hot
Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark because the company used her face and catchphrase "that's hot" (which she trademarked) on a greeting card. She's suing for $100,000 in damages and sales of the cards.
She claims this is unauthorized commercial use of her name, likeness and trademark.
Hallmark claims this is parody.
I wonder if the precedent set when Michael Buffer controlled the use of "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" will be cited in this case.
She claims this is unauthorized commercial use of her name, likeness and trademark.
Hallmark claims this is parody.
I wonder if the precedent set when Michael Buffer controlled the use of "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" will be cited in this case.
This is Why Hooters Has Their Own Airline
Slutty 23 year old college student Kyla Ebbert was almost kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight due to her inappropriate dress.
This is the outfit she claims she was wearing on the flight (I guarantee she wasn't wearing this sweater):
Southwest asked her to go home and change clothes and take a later flight but she talked her way onto the plane after agreeing to pull up her shirt and pull down her skirt.
Ebbert told her story to Matt Lauer on the Today show and she stood up to show off the offending outfit. When she sat back down the camera got a great shot right up her skirt (but she was wearing panties), which was edited out when the interview reaired in a later hour.
Ebbert works at Hooters and has huge fake tits.
This is the outfit she claims she was wearing on the flight (I guarantee she wasn't wearing this sweater):
Southwest asked her to go home and change clothes and take a later flight but she talked her way onto the plane after agreeing to pull up her shirt and pull down her skirt.
Ebbert told her story to Matt Lauer on the Today show and she stood up to show off the offending outfit. When she sat back down the camera got a great shot right up her skirt (but she was wearing panties), which was edited out when the interview reaired in a later hour.
Ebbert works at Hooters and has huge fake tits.
Friday, September 07, 2007
America's Sweettits, I Mean Sweetheart
The star of High School Musical, Vanessa Hudgens is not quite living up to her Disney Channel image. The tawdry teenager who is dating her love interest (Zac Efron) from the movie took a nude photo of herself which of course surfaced on the internet. The picture - NSFW doesn't seem like a professional job, just like she was fooling around with someone who sold her out.
A couple of things I noticed, first, she favors a bush, which goes against what most of Hollywood's hot young sluts are doing -- which is going bare down there. Second she is not even 19 yet so unless this picture was taken very recently, this picture may technically qualify as child porn.
A couple of things I noticed, first, she favors a bush, which goes against what most of Hollywood's hot young sluts are doing -- which is going bare down there. Second she is not even 19 yet so unless this picture was taken very recently, this picture may technically qualify as child porn.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
NFL Season Predictions
Some fantasy, some straight football, here are my thoughts:
1) Marshawn Lynch will be a top 10 fantasy running back.
2) Lee Evans will have at least one 200 yard game this season.
3) The Colts will see a major dropoff this year. They might not even make the playoffs. They lost too many good defensive players.
4) The Detroit Lions will have an exciting offense (1,000 yard RB, 1,000 yard WR & 3,000 yard QB) but they'll still suck.
5) Stephen Jackson will fall well short of 2,500 total yards and 20 TDs.
6) Drew Bennett will have a better season for the Rams than Isaac Bruce.
7) Adrian Peterson will be the offensive rookie of the year.
8) The Falcons will win fewer games than the Raiders.
9) First and last in the NFC East will be separated by 3 games or fewer.
10) Andre Johnson will have 1,500 yards and 10 TDs.
11) Vince Young will continue to make strides but lack of a running game will keep Tennessee to 7 to 9 wins.
12) Matt Leinart will also have an excellent statistical season (3,000 yards, 2:1 TD to INT ratio), but the Cardinals will miss the playoffs.
13) There is only one reason the Chargers won't win the Super Bowl, Norv Turner. But because I think they are so good and so ready after last year's disappointment, I think they will win the Super Bowl in spite of Norv.
14) The Bears will not make it back to the Super Bowl because I don't think Grossman will solve his turnover problems.
15) Tampa Bay will be much improved with Jeff Garcia who is steady and Cadillac Williams who will have a good bounceback season after his sophomore jinx.
16) Seattle will represent the NFC in the Super Bowl again. Side note: in the NFL, NBA and MLB there is a major imbalance between the two leagues/conferences to the point that at least 3 teams from one league/conference are better than any from the other side.
17) The Patriots will play the Chargers in the playoffs again, this year it will be the AFC title game and it will be an epic matchup.
1) Marshawn Lynch will be a top 10 fantasy running back.
2) Lee Evans will have at least one 200 yard game this season.
3) The Colts will see a major dropoff this year. They might not even make the playoffs. They lost too many good defensive players.
4) The Detroit Lions will have an exciting offense (1,000 yard RB, 1,000 yard WR & 3,000 yard QB) but they'll still suck.
5) Stephen Jackson will fall well short of 2,500 total yards and 20 TDs.
6) Drew Bennett will have a better season for the Rams than Isaac Bruce.
7) Adrian Peterson will be the offensive rookie of the year.
8) The Falcons will win fewer games than the Raiders.
9) First and last in the NFC East will be separated by 3 games or fewer.
10) Andre Johnson will have 1,500 yards and 10 TDs.
11) Vince Young will continue to make strides but lack of a running game will keep Tennessee to 7 to 9 wins.
12) Matt Leinart will also have an excellent statistical season (3,000 yards, 2:1 TD to INT ratio), but the Cardinals will miss the playoffs.
13) There is only one reason the Chargers won't win the Super Bowl, Norv Turner. But because I think they are so good and so ready after last year's disappointment, I think they will win the Super Bowl in spite of Norv.
14) The Bears will not make it back to the Super Bowl because I don't think Grossman will solve his turnover problems.
15) Tampa Bay will be much improved with Jeff Garcia who is steady and Cadillac Williams who will have a good bounceback season after his sophomore jinx.
16) Seattle will represent the NFC in the Super Bowl again. Side note: in the NFL, NBA and MLB there is a major imbalance between the two leagues/conferences to the point that at least 3 teams from one league/conference are better than any from the other side.
17) The Patriots will play the Chargers in the playoffs again, this year it will be the AFC title game and it will be an epic matchup.
Song of The Week
"Sorry Blame It On Me" - Akon
This is Akon's apology to his wife, his mother, his fans, Gwen Stefani.
But it doesn't sound very sincere. Maybe he means it when he's sorry for hurting his wife (he has 3, so I doubt it) and I bet he does mean it that he's sorry he hurt his mother, but he takes no responsibility for the other stuff.
Saying "it's not my fault, it's your fault, but blame me anyway" is not a sincere apology.
But it's a decent song.
This is Akon's apology to his wife, his mother, his fans, Gwen Stefani.
But it doesn't sound very sincere. Maybe he means it when he's sorry for hurting his wife (he has 3, so I doubt it) and I bet he does mean it that he's sorry he hurt his mother, but he takes no responsibility for the other stuff.
Saying "it's not my fault, it's your fault, but blame me anyway" is not a sincere apology.
But it's a decent song.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Kobe vs. The Magician
Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, were at Friday night's grand opening of BLUSH Boutique Nightclub at the Wynn in Las Vegas, when he saw poker player Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari buy two bottles of $1,400 Cristal champagne. According to sources inside the club, Kobe wasn't about to be shown up by some puny little card player -- and kicked in for five bottles. Antonio, who's used to upping the ante, then switched his order to ten! Go big or go home!
Kobe ended the competition when he purchased an astounding 15 bottles -- and then left the club!
Esfandiari himself offers a different version.
Kobe ended the competition when he purchased an astounding 15 bottles -- and then left the club!
Esfandiari himself offers a different version.
Phillies Phans Phight
This violent brawl broke out during one of the games of the Mets-Phillies series (one site says it was the 11-10 game but the video was clearly shot at night). It's hard to tell who started it and who's involved but I assume it was Mets vs. Phillies fans, at least at first. The best part comes when security thinks they have it broken up and then they get attacked. Listen for the ECW! chant.
You Gotta See the Baby
Many Poopheads have expressed interest in coming over to meet Chase. We would love to have you all but we don't want a ton of people on the same night because it may be too much for the little guy and his big brother.
This weekend is for Kate's parents who have only made two short trips to see their grandson. But after that we have a bunch of free weekends (except for Yom Kippur) so just let me know when you want to come over.
Also, anyone who can come on a weeknight after work is welcome.
I know it seems weird to schedule visitation time with the little guy as if he is some kind of prisoner but it's the only way we're ever going to get to see all of you.
This weekend is for Kate's parents who have only made two short trips to see their grandson. But after that we have a bunch of free weekends (except for Yom Kippur) so just let me know when you want to come over.
Also, anyone who can come on a weeknight after work is welcome.
I know it seems weird to schedule visitation time with the little guy as if he is some kind of prisoner but it's the only way we're ever going to get to see all of you.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Reason Why I Love Mrs. Poop #415,768
In an age when fantasy drafts are rescheduled for "Idols Live" concerts, and wives' birthday dinners, Mrs. Poop allowed me to do a draft for Master Bates on our second anniversary.
We had planned a dinner (our first night out) for our anniversary and asked my parents to babysit Chase and Diesel. It would be our first night out in weeks.
But then Master Bates called and said he couldn't do his draft and could I draft for him at 8pm.
Mrs. Poop said it was no problem, we'd just go to an early dinner.
We had planned a dinner (our first night out) for our anniversary and asked my parents to babysit Chase and Diesel. It would be our first night out in weeks.
But then Master Bates called and said he couldn't do his draft and could I draft for him at 8pm.
Mrs. Poop said it was no problem, we'd just go to an early dinner.
Jerry Loves the Kids
Jerry Lewis is getting old, very old. He's 81 now and clearly losing it. During his Labor Day Telethon seemingly out of nowhere, he called someone a fag.
Monday, September 03, 2007
Keith Acts Like a 12 Year Old Boy
When Jon Coutlangus entered the game for the Cincinnati Reds, Gary Cohen commented that you have to be careful how you pronounce it. Keith replied "that's a real tongue tier." I immediately called SCZA who laughed loudly then declared "only Keith Hernandez could get away with a pussy joke."
Gary Cohen, SCZA and Mrs. Poop all giggled for the next few seconds.
Gary Cohen, SCZA and Mrs. Poop all giggled for the next few seconds.
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Now It Can Be Told
If Chase had been a girl, her name would have been Becca Carrington.
We picked the name Chase probably 5 years ago, before I ever heard of Chase Utley.
I prefered Cash, Clyde and Cain. Mrs. Poop said Cash is money, Clyde is dumb and Cain slew his brother.
Bryce was going to be the middle name, not Brennan, but Mrs. Poop didn't like the double Sss sound at the end of Chase and Bryce.
If Chase was a girl I was in favor of Bernadette Charlene but only because I like those two songs.
We picked the name Chase probably 5 years ago, before I ever heard of Chase Utley.
I prefered Cash, Clyde and Cain. Mrs. Poop said Cash is money, Clyde is dumb and Cain slew his brother.
Bryce was going to be the middle name, not Brennan, but Mrs. Poop didn't like the double Sss sound at the end of Chase and Bryce.
If Chase was a girl I was in favor of Bernadette Charlene but only because I like those two songs.
