Song of the Week

"Turn Down For What" - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

Dumb Yankees Fans

The brilliant Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon pulled a good prank on stupid Yankees fans (click here for a funny joke -- needs speakers!). They asked them to boo a giant cardboard box with Robinson Cano's face on it. And then the real Robinson Cano popped out.



I love how quickly they change their dispositions.

I'm A Douche

My company is celebrating an anniversary this week so they gave everyone small bottles of champagne to celebrate. Someone came to talk to me and asked why mine was still on my desk. I said I don't really drink champagne, so she said she would take it if I didn't want it.
I said "no, [Mrs. Poop] wants to do this stupid thing. When we buy our house she wants to go there and sit on the floor and drink champagne in a totally empty house. I know it's stupid, but that's what she wants to do."
My colleague replied "that's what my husband and I did when we bought our house."

Oops.

But I'm not as big a douche as this student at Davenport University who tried to do a backflip on stage after getting his diploma.