Please join the ESPN tournament challenge group. The Poop, as always. Vote early and often. Do one for the kiddies, one for the wife, one for the family dog.
Friday, December 30, 2016
Armed Robber Thwarted By Dildos
Two female employees at a sex shop fended off an armed robber by throwing dildos at him.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Song of the Week
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!
I know some people prefer the edgier, solo George Michael, but I love the youthful, poppy version. It was a more innocent time for all of us, and particularly George who was only 20 when this song sent him to stardom.
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Hope
Carrie Fisher died at the age of 60 after suffering a massive heart attack on a plane.
She will be best remembered for playing Princess Leia in the original Star Wars movies and reprising that role in "The Force Awakens."
Two enduring images, as a hologram in "A New Hope"
and wearing a gold bikini in "Return of the Jedi"
Monday, December 26, 2016
If You Don't Stand For Something, You'll Fall for Anything
The University of Minnesota football team was willing to forfeit the Holiday Bowl in a protest designed to protect 10 of their teammates who were suspended following a sexual assault.
Thankfully new athletic director Mark Coyle (who left Syracuse after only 11 months to take this job) talked sense into them.
The other 75 players were going to give up something they'd worked long and hard for, in order to protect rapists?
According to the police report, the victim was very drunk before she left her apartment to attend a party. There were parties in several apartments and she ended up in one with Carlton Djam and a player who turned out to be a high school recruit. They began having sex with her simultaneously. And throughout what she describes as an hour to 90 minute ordeal, several players had oral and vaginal sex with her.
She said she tried to get them to stop, tried to push, tried to wrap herself in the blanket, but felt unable to move.
Here's the part of the police report that includes her recollection of the incident:
Now the players all deny this, saying that it was consensual and she was "down with it," it being fucked by 15% of the football team.
The police couldn't press charges in part because she was an unwilling (seemed very nervous and concerned about reporting) and unreliable (she was wasted) witness. And also because there were videos of her get Eiffel Towered by the first two guys and the police report says she looks willing and not incapacitated, she was on her knees and elbows engaging, not lying on her back, prone.
Most likely this girl was wasted beyond belief, started flirting with one guy, got talked into a 3some and felt unable to leave when Carlton Djam called his friends and told them about the slut they had who was ripe for a gang bang.
Maybe the players thought they could get away with it because she didn't actively protest, and maybe for those 10 guys it was hard to resist when the little head told the big head what to do.
But thank God the other 75 got talked out of their horrible idea to go down with the ship and their 10 rapist teammates.