Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 06, 2016

What Would You Do If a Kangaroo Had Your Dog in a Headlock?

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A hunter in Australia saw that a kangaroo had a headlock on one of his dogs. I totally agree with doing whatever you can to protect your...
Thursday, September 08, 2016

Graphic Video of a Panda Giving Birth

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I would have liked to see Mrs. Poop try to lift Lincoln in her mouth after he was born.
Saturday, June 04, 2016

I Would Have Shot the Parents Too

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The tragic death of Harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is the direct result of negligence by the parents of the child who ended up in...
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I Hope We Find Them a Nice Warm Jail

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A bison calf had to be put down after a pair of tourists to Yellowstone National Park put the animal in their car because they thought he wa...
Friday, August 21, 2015

Family Swims in a Backyard Pool

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Did I mention it was a family of bears? This happened in Rockaway, New Jersey.
Tuesday, February 03, 2015

If Mike Tyson Were a Groundhog

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Jimmy, the official groundhog in Sun Prairie, Wisconsin bit the mayor's ear during a Groundhog Day celebration. Why was he so close t...
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Saturday, December 01, 2012

I Knew Horses Didn't Belong on Staten Island

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Whenever I go to Staten Island to visit Mama and Papa Poop I always take the first exit after the Goethals Bridge to avoid the occasional ba...
Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Legal Sea Food Ads

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My favorite seafood joint, Legal Sea Food is out with a series of cheeky new ads. They start as faux-environmental ads with messages like ...
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Animals Knew

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An amazing story in the Washington Post about the strange behavior of animals at the National Zoo before last week's earthquake. Her...
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

3000 Words

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Bears at the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago stay cool by licking giant blocks of ice. Bryan Devonshire stacks his chips at the World Series of Po...
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Do Bumblebees Have Sex?

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I think I saw two bumblebees fucking. They landed on a leaf on a bush where I was standing and they were not disturbed at all by my flash p...
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Don't Fuck With Mrs. Poop

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Recently our home has been terrorized by a groundhog. He is living under our sunporch and tearing up the insulation. One day Mrs. Poop sent...
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Look What the Cat Dragged In

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A quiet California neighborhood is being terrorized by Dusty the Klepto Kitty. My favorite part is Dusty coming down the street with a bra h...
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Monday, March 28, 2011

I Fight Authority But Authority Always Wins

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For quite a while Mrs. Poop has wanted to get Chase a fish. I have always resisted because of the obvious, fish don't live very long an...
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Suck My Horn Bitch

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Bullfighting is a lot more fun when the bull wins. Julio Aparicio was coming off a high having just killed two bulls in France and proudly s...
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Monday, November 02, 2009

Manu Ginobili Kills a Bat

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Spurs guard Manu Ginobili (whom I blame for ruining the NBA by popularizing the head down run into defender at full speed offensive move tha...
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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Smarter Than the Average Bear

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A bear wandered into a skate park in Colorado and couldn't get out. Police dropped a ladder into the skate park then sat back and watche...
Thursday, August 06, 2009

If the Fires Don't Get You the Ovarian Cysts Will

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You migth remember this picture of a poor little koala burned in a fire , rehydrated by a nice fireman. That little act of kindness bought ...
Wednesday, June 10, 2009

We Must Protect This Nest

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Crazed blackbird in San Francisco swoops down to attack unsuspecting passersby. The last woman, the one in the red jacket is the best. She...
Saturday, March 14, 2009

Hooves + Linoleum = Hilarity

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Few things I've seen in my life amuse me more than the few times I've seen deer run into a store. Poor deer, they never can get thei...