Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Thursday, January 21, 2016

10% of People Surveyed Are Trolls

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You may have heard the report that 10% of college graduates believe Judge Judy serves on the Supreme Court. There is no way that is true. ...
Wednesday, May 20, 2015

I'm Gonna Be a Hot Commodity at the Pool This Summer

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According to the internet, something called "dad bod" is the newest trend this season. If true, Mrs. Poop is going to have to spe...
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Monday, November 04, 2013

What Does the Focks Say?

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I'm sure you've heard by now of this ridiculous pop sensation "What Does the Fox Say?" It wasn't even meant to be a...
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Saturday, November 02, 2013

Leave Vabilla Ice Alone

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6 years ago Billie, aka Vabilla Ice, performed his last hurrah at his own wedding, famously performing to "Ice Ice Baby" and doing...
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Friday, May 17, 2013

One-Point-Nine Million Dollars to See Bea Arthur Naked

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An anonymous buyer paid $1.9M for this painting of Bea Arthur. Dorothy Zbornak did not pose for this nude, the image comes solely from the ...
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Monday, May 13, 2013

Now They've Gone Too Far

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I have noticed for some time that grocery store receipts keep getting longer and longer. There are more promotional messages, and details a...
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Thursday, May 09, 2013

My List Of The Two Stupidest Things Ever

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Lists are stupid. People are stupid. Buzzfeed everyday comes out with a new list of the 23 most annoying Buzzfeed lists. Forbes Magazine...
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Friday, September 28, 2012

Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him

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A University of Tennessee student was dropped off at the local medical center with a blood alcohol content of above 0.40. The legal limit i...
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Sunday, June 10, 2012

A Video Game for Mrs. Poop

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Mrs. Poop's favorite 1980s sitcom is Perfect Strangers. She loves the hilarious antics of Balky Bartokomous and his Cousin Larry. Her...
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Thursday, October 13, 2011

CNN's Head is Up Uranus

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CNN says the blackberry outage is "impacting users on almost every planet." Not on Uranus!
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Music to Pluck To

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The laws of kashrut (keeping kosher) require animals to be treated humanely. So when the goyim dump their freshly killed chickens into boil...
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Friday, May 27, 2011

Does He Know Anne Frank Was Hiding From Nazis Not Paparazzi?

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When Tiki Barber was cheating on his beautiful Asian wife with his beautiful blonde, much younger girlfriend while the aforementioned wife ...
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Unions Gone Wild

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It seems like every day you read in the paper another story showing how unions are ruining America. Either outrageous pay, lavish pensions ...
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Friday, July 16, 2010

Bring Back Greenies

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Carlos Beltran made his season debut for the Mets last night. He singled in the 4th inning and was immediately caught stealing. "I wa...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Stupidest Poll Ever

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Who's the Boss? online survey
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Maybe She Is As Dumb As They Say

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I may have to stop defending Sarah Palin soon. Ever since she became an overnight sensation she has been the target of such hatred and vici...
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Friday, January 29, 2010

No Underscores Anywhere

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Here's another story about protecting yourself online so I once again refer to the Poop's resident paranoid internet user, Mrs. Poop...
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Monday, January 11, 2010

What Really Happened

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According to the Washington Post this is what really happened in the Gilbert Arenas gun incident: "The dispute between Arenas and Critt...
Friday, December 18, 2009

I Just Jlearyed/TallSkotted an Old Lady

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I was standing in line in the bakery with the rest of the Jews preparing to make my Shabbos order: two challot and two large black and white...
Monday, November 23, 2009

The Worst Coaching of All-Time

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A few years ago LSU coach Les Miles (heretofore known as Fewer Miles, since Les Miles is gramatically incorrect) was the darling of the coll...