Saturday, July 29, 2006

What Did Mel Gibson Say?

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The arrest report for Mel Gibson's rant after being arrested is available online. Here are some excerpts: Gibson repeatedly said, "...
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Gibson Statement

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“After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I sh...

When Animals Attack

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Yesterday while walking the park, about 100 feet or so from our front door, an angry boxer starting barking at Diesel. Diesel barked back b...
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Friday, July 28, 2006

Jesus Can't Get You Out of This One

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Oscar-winning actor/director Mel Gibson was arrested in the early hours of this morning, and has now been charged with driving under the inf...
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The Idols Meet the Real American Idol

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

What to Do In Staten Island Tonight

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Tonight is Chien-Ming Wang bobblehead doll night at Richmond County Bank Ballpark. Wang began his career with the Staten Island Yankees in ...
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Poor Tony LaRussa

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St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa looks like his dog just died. Res, who inspired a line of stuffed animals sold in the St. Louis ar...
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More Monkeys

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A monkey message I sent to Andy Serwer made it into the Loose Change section at the bottom of his StreetLife column.
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The Next Lance

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Floyd Landis -- had unusually high testosterone levels in an official anti-doping test during the race, the Phonak cycling team announced Th...

Sal's Pals are Furious

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I'm furious too. A former Paul's Poop favorite, Sal Fasano , has been traded to the evil New York Yankees. It does seem fitting ho...
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The Right Place

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Paul's Poop favorite, Kevin Pittsnogle signed a two-year deal with the Boston Celtics. Pittsnogle, a 6-foot-11 center who is West Virgi...
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Kiss Cam

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One of my favorite stadium features is the Kiss Cam. The other night in Texas, they put the camera on Alex Rodriguez in the Yankees dugout d...

Co-Workers Gotta Hug

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After being accused of sexual harassment and fired by ESPN, former "Baseball Tonight" analyst Harold Reynolds said yesterday he do...
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Big Shock

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Lance Bass is Gay "I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever ...
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Whiny Little Homo for $1000, Alex

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'Jeopardy!' Champ Ken Jennings Blasts Show NEW YORK (July 25) - "Jeopardy!" ace Ken Jennings, who won $2.5 million during ...
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You Look Like a Monkey

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I must express my extreme gratitude to Georgia Derek for turning me on to the wonderful world of Monk-E-Mails . Career Builder set it up , ...
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Shotgun Wedding

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One of our favorite couples, AJ Hawk and Laura Quinn tied the knot in the Green Bay law offices of Liebmann, Conway, Olejniczak & Jerry...

Diesel's Weekend in New England

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Diesel had a waterlogged weekend in Connecticut. We let him go swimming in the river with his leash on. Then he sloshed around in a brook ...
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You're Fired

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ESPN shitcanned Harold Reynolds with no reason given. Reynolds was ok on "Baseball Tonight" but a little boring and way too much ...
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As Seen On CNN

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Fake Weed a Growth Business for Advocate GREENFIELD, Mass. (AP) -- Joseph White's home office is like a modern-day hippie hangout. Book...