Saturday, April 07, 2007

Ken Phelps Would Never Do This

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Jay Buhner tries to get a couple Mariners to make the "Pizza Parlor Derek Picture face."
Friday, April 06, 2007

It Must Be Allergy Season

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If you can watch this without getting a little glassy-eyed please let me know so I can stop being friends with you.

Not a Good Day for a Sea Dog Biscuit

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The Portland Sea Dogs home opener was postponed by snow but someone had a good time building 11 snowmen at the various positions on the fiel...

He Never Did This For Us

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Mike Piazza broke a 3-3 tie in the top of the 9th with what proved to be the game winning home run off Francisco Rodriguez.

Oliver Perez Gets the Call

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The man who will play a big role in the Mets season and in the near future, if he can succeed, will make his first start of the new season a...
Thursday, April 05, 2007

Dave Justice Almost Cost Me The Chance to See Halle Berry's Boobs

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In a recent interview Halle Berry said she contemplated suicide after her marriage with Dave Justice broke up. "I was sitting in my car...

Watching Baseball

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Because the Mets are off Thursday night SNY is showing the New Orleans Zephyrs game. In case you don't know this is the first year the ...

I'm Surprised This Didn't Keep Her Out of the Bottom Three

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Song of the Week

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"One Shining Moment" - Luther Vandross 2007 edition, congratulations, Florida And for all you hopeless dreamers out there, here is...

He Wanted the Mesquite Chicken With Bacon

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A coyote walked into a Quiznos in downtown Chicago and laid down in the drink cooler. He didn't order a sandwich, drink a Gatorade or b...

It's Gonna Suck When She's Constipated

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The people at Ringling Bros. thought it would be a great idea to give elephants some Matzo for Passover. Asia (in the foreground) obviously ...
Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Curb Your Draft Needs

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According to NFL Network, Larry David has been peppering Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum and coach Eric Mangini with his opinions about...

Idol Chatter

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Do they forget that this is a show watched mostly be teenagers and young people? Tony Bennett week?! Mack the Knife is an awesome song but I...

Michigan Fans are Gay Pedophiles

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Look at his hat
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Hates Water, Loves Tennis Balls

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What kind of dog hates water?

One Fewer Bush at the Playboy Mansion

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New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush has been bee ay en dee, band from the Playboy Mansion for an undisclosed conduct violation. It i...

TON Loves Frivolous Lawsuits

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A woman is suing her dance partner, claiming he dropped her on her head after flipping her into the air at an office party. Lacey Hindman, 2...

Real Names

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For those of you that foolishly believed that Nomar and Mia Hamm named their little girls Ramon and Aim, I'm pleased to tell you the rea...
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Another Close Call

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The Rutgers women were the second team in two nights to take me almost to the mountaintop, only to fall short. They pulled off that exciting...
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Michael is a Master Prognosticator

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Congratulations to Michael for winning Paul's Poop Group in ESPN's tournament challenge. Michael got off to a slow start but went tw...