Saturday, August 04, 2007

It's a Vagina, Not a Clown Car

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Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tontitown, Arkansas recently welcomed into the world their 17th child. And the mother said “We'd love to ...
Friday, August 03, 2007

Maybe He Gave Ving's Wife a Foot Massage

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Dogs belonging to Ving Rhames attacked and killed a live-in caretaker at the actor's Los Angeles home. The caretaker was found dead on t...
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Chickens Coming Home To Roost

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Dogs have been abused by assholes like Michael Vick for long enough. They're fed up and they're fighting back. King George, a 150 l...

Ouch, Babe!

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X Games skateboarder Jake Brown crashes, about 50 feet. Listen to the announcers lose their shit when he completes the first trick then all...

Baseball is Poop

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108 Game Stat Check Edition Doubles Magglio Ordonez has only 4 doubles in his last 37 games so Chase Utley and Dan Uggla have passed him. I...
Thursday, August 02, 2007

Song of The Week

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"Stay With You" - John Legend TON and Special K had their first dance to this song. This video is just the lyrics, but you can see...
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TON and Special K's Wedding

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TON and Special K are now Mr. and Mrs. TON. It was a nice, quick ceremony full of the requisite retarded/uncomfortable faces by TON. A kind ...
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Thanks for the Mammaries

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New York City Public Hospitals are no longer supplying formula samples in the gift bags given to new mothers who deliver at those hospitals....

Too Bad For Us

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Scarlett Johansson will not play Jenna Jameson in a movie version of the porn star's book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star....
Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Rent a Pet

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I think that everyone's life could be enriched by having a pet, but I think that some people are not ready or able to accomodate a pet i...

Even I Don't Have The Answer to This One

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Christoper Jones led Arizona police on a slow speed chase during which two news helicopters covering the chase collided in midair killing al...
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We Have Gang Rape, They Have Line Dancing

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Prisoners in the Phillipines doing a choreographed dance routine to "Thriller." There really isn't anything else to say, just ...
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Tootsie Roll Pops For Everyone

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Everyone is catching on to the hilarity that is Keith Hernandez. A tribute to Keith's mustache Keith explaining his methods of scoring:...

What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?

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Normally I try to keep this blog fun and light but every once in a while I come across a story that sickens me to the point that I have to s...

Because She Let Me

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Researchers at the University of Texas spent 5 years compiling the top 237 reasons why people have sex. And they found out, people like sex,...
Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Blewinsky

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Monica Lewinsky recently turned 31. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands a...

Biggest Scam Ever

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I have been saying for years that the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing is bottled water. I don...
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I'm a Douche

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I left my bag at Mrs. Poop's parent's house, where we stopped on our way home from Maine . In that bag was my glasses, so I've b...
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Monday, July 30, 2007

Baseball is Poop

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Trade Deadline Edition Mets trade Drew Butera and Dustin Martin to the Twins for Luis Castillo This is sort of a nothing deal for the Mets. ...
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Leukemia is a Bitch

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In the course of about one day leukemia killed two kindly old gentlemen. Former San Francisco 49ers coach Bill Walsh died at age 75 after a ...