Saturday, July 11, 2009

Rampage is Slowly Becoming the Mike Tyson of MMA

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Mike Tyson normally doesn't do interviews with women unless he fornicates with them first, and Rampage Jackson seems to be going the sam...
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Friday, July 10, 2009

Omar Makes a Smart Move

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He unloads worthless Ryan Church for Jeff Francoeur, a guy who once had great potential ( I even compared him to David Wright ) but went wro...
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You Win Some, You Lose Some

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The Washington Nationals and Houston Astros completed a game they started in May. The game was tied 10-10 in the bottom of the 11th inning, ...

I Knew Obama Was an Assman

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Married to a woman with a nice big booty you knew the President can appreciate a nice ass. So it was no surprise to see him checking out a ...
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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Let Them Eat Timbits

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Tim Hortons will open its first 13 locations in New York City on Monday. All sites will be former Dunkin Donuts locations, they will close a...

The Mets Actually Use the Hit and Run Play

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My number one complaint about Willie Randolph was that his only solution to a problem was to “keep battling.” Much to my dismay, as this sea...

Actually, I Was Looking At Your Ass

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Serena Williams wears an hysterical shirt ("Are You Looking At My Titles?") during her post-Wimbledon press conference. I don'...
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Song of the Week

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"Waking Up in Vegas" - Katy Perry I hate Katy Perry even though this is the second time she's been featured in Song of the Wee...
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Baseball is Poop - Whoa Oh We're Halfway There Edition

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Most teams have played 81 games (some 83) so we'll review some stats and double them and see what happens the rest of the year. The Magn...
Monday, July 06, 2009

Happy Birthday Diesel

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I'm So Stupid, Ask my Tattooist

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Turns out the idiot girl who got 56 face stars tattooed on her face lied to her dad. Fearing her father would be mad, the idiot made up a st...
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Friday, July 03, 2009

America Gets the Runs on Dunkin

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Dunkin' Donuts has temporarily stopped selling hot chocolate and Dunkaccino brand beverages after learning equipment used at a supplier...
Thursday, July 02, 2009

Nice Day for a Swine Wedding

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The bride wore white -- and a face mask. Ilana Jackson and Jeremy Fierstien of Chicago wore surgical masks and latex gloves to their wedding...
Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Bye Grandma

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My grandmother Ethel passed away this week at the age of 88. Five years ago she got sick and we rushed Canada to perhaps say our good-byes....
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Like a Good Neighbor

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Through a strange confluence of events I was able to help a neighbor in distress, here is that story. The other day the sun actually came up...
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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Baseball is Poop

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Just Write Down Papi's Back Big Papi has woken up. Through the first two months of the season David Ortiz was batting .185 with 1 homer...
Friday, June 26, 2009

A Bad Day for Gen X

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Normally I don't post entire articles but this thoughtful piece from the AP's Ted Anthony really put into perspective the loss of tw...
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Paulo's Book Club: "Blood in the Cage"

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"Losing feels like sucking a thousand dicks with your mom watching" That uncredited quote sums up the passion captured in "Bl...
Thursday, June 25, 2009

What's Your Favorite Michael Jackson Song?

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Reflecting on the career of Michael Jackson the guy has had a TON of big hits. It's hard to choose just one. "Thriller" is p...
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Look Out Famous People

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Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett both died today. If these things really happen in threes (they don't), there should be some very worr...
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