Saturday, June 05, 2010

I Scream for Ice Cream

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It used to be that the minor league Toledo Mud Hens were famous because Corporal Klinger often wore a Mud Hens jersey on MASH, that is when ...
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Friday, June 04, 2010

What Do You Say?

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What's the best fruit/vegetable euphemism for testicles? Which is the Best Fruit/Vegetable Euphemism for Testicles? Market Research Not...
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When You Have More Dollars Than Sense

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To renew their vows on their second anniversary Nick Cannon bought Mariah Carey a ring pop, only it wasn't candy, it was a real ring. Th...
Thursday, June 03, 2010

Nobody's Perfect

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Armando Galarraga loses a perfect game on a terrible call. Fact is; Jim Joyce blew it. Galarraga had 26 outs in his back pocket. And he h...
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Really? That Many People are Watching These Shows?

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With the spring television season recently completed I thought I would point out something I noticed in the ratings every week that I simply...
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Song of the Week

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"I'm So Happy, I Can't Stop Crying" - Sting "Something about the universe and how it's all connected"
Tuesday, June 01, 2010

One Obnoxious Yankees Fan I Find Amusing

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Never say I am not an unbiased journalist. I hate the Yankees but I have to give credit where credit is due. This guy biting the pork chop...
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Bernie Carbo Wanted to Break Keith Hernandez's Arms

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Former Red Sox outfielder Bernie Carbo, best known for hitting a game-tying 3-run homer in the epic Game 6 of the 1975 World Series says he ...
Saturday, May 29, 2010

More Incontrovertible Photographic Evidence Proving Elena Kagan is a Lesbian

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You see the way Elena Kagan is sitting? More proof she's a lesbian. As if we need more proof. Young, straight women sit with their le...
Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Best Baseball Card Ever

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It's the Honus Wagner T-206 for our generation. For sale on eBay right now is a 2010 Bowman Chrome Superfractor Stephen Strasburg . With...
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Song of the Week

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"Good People" - Jack Johnson I was amazed when I heard this song for the first time and was sure it was new, turns out it's a ...
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Suck My Horn Bitch

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Bullfighting is a lot more fun when the bull wins. Julio Aparicio was coming off a high having just killed two bulls in France and proudly s...
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Carpet Muncher, Clam Digger, Softball Player

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The Wall Street Journal published a picture on its front page of Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan playing softball. The picture was taken ...
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Refreshing Honesty

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Campbell Brown recently stepped down from CNN and her final words were so refreshingly honest that I had to share them and think we should ...

Song of the Week

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"Hold You" - Gyptian I'm hoping this will be the first song of the week that no one has ever heard of before.
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Another Reason For LeBron To Come To New York

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The Knicks don't have Delonte West. According to scurrilous internet rumors West is banging LeBron's mom, Gloria James. Apparently t...
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Monday, May 17, 2010

Yes, He Really Said That

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A few years ago an e-mail made its way around the internet telling the supposed story of a news anchorwoman who questioned the weatherman ab...
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Song of the Week

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"Despicable (freestyle)" - Eminem "fuck that I'd rather turn this club into a barroom brawl get rowdy as Roethlisberger i...
Sunday, May 09, 2010

Reason Why I Love Mrs. Poop #415,780

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While rushing for an appointment for an ultrasound Mrs. Poop was driving around the very busy parking lot at the medical building. She noti...
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Thursday, May 06, 2010

You've Gotta Be Explicit With Those Cake Decorators

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With the Braves in Washington to play the Nationals Senators Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) and Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) hosted a ceremony, invitin...
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