Saturday, September 04, 2010

Song of the Week

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"Taking Everything" - Gerald Levert featuring Antoinette Roberson "Five years two kids and a dog Boy I cooked for you even cl...
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I Can't Wait for Next Year's Picture

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Diesel in Maine in 2007: Diesel in Maine in 2008: Diesel in Maine in 2009: Diesel in Maine in 2010:
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Friday, September 03, 2010

Reason Why Mrs. Poop Hates Me (I Lost Count)

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Whenever I eat asparagus I e-mail her the next day to tell her my pee smells funny.
Thursday, September 02, 2010

I Am So Jealous

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We have already documented the candy-eating habits of Bulls point guard Derrick Rose . Now that sweet tooth has paid off. Skittles sent Ros...
Wednesday, September 01, 2010

What Do You Give Me For? Mike Pelfrey and Lane from Big Brother

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What do you give me for Mike Pelfrey and Lane Elenburg from Big Brother? What Do You Give Me For Mike Pelfrey and Lane from Big Brother? su...
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Women Fixed This Race

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What are the chances of a horse named "My Wife Knows Everything" and a horse named "The Wife Doesn't Know" being in ...
Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Best Thing I've Ever Heard

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My love of Ice Cube's "It was a Good Day" is well known, thanks to my usage of the song's denouement ("I didn't ...
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Monday, August 30, 2010

I Would Have Spelled It Correctly

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My new favorite show is ABC's "What Would You Do?" The show hires actors stage scenes in public (wife-beating, fraternity haz...
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It's Football Season

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Once again espn.com is offering a wide variety of games for both college and NFL. I have created groups called "The Poop" in fou...

Curvy Women Are in This Season

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The two hottest women at the 2010 Emmy Awards were unquestionably Mad Men's Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara of Modern Family.
Friday, August 27, 2010

My Favorite Terror Suspect Ever

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The Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrested three men they say were making bombs as part of a terrorist plot. One of the suspects is Khurram ...
Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Bags are Juiced, The Mets Obviously Aren't

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I don’t mean to ignore the severe mismanagement of the Mets which has led to their downward spiral from the precipice of the World Series in...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Toe-Tastic

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For some reason my toes have a special ability to find furniture in the dark. This is an injury from back in 2007. This one happened earlier...
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Song of the Week

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"Just You and I" - Ricky Blaze In case you recognize the bangin beat its the riddim from "Hold You" by Gyptian . Note: ...
Monday, August 23, 2010

I've Become What I Despise

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Nearly three years after deriding the Diaper Dude , calling it gay and saying I would rather carry a pink flowery diaper bag than a Diaper D...
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Unions Gone Wild

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It seems like every day you read in the paper another story showing how unions are ruining America. Either outrageous pay, lavish pensions ...
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dad I'm Jesus Christ

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Those of you with or without children you'll understand. Mrs. Poop and I were quizzing Chase one day and asked him what is full name is....
Tuesday, August 17, 2010

CNN's Copy Editors Miss One

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Monday, August 16, 2010

The Tradition Lives On

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2010: 2007: 1978:
Sunday, August 15, 2010

Join the Paarti

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On this season of "The Next Food Network Star" by former co-worker Aarti Sequeira is one of the contestants vying for the title an...