A couple of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders allegedly
got into a fight at a Tampa Bay nightclub on Saturday night. What would cause chicks to fight like this? Evidently another female bar patron complained that the duo was taking too long in the bathroom. What were they doing in there for so long? Renee Thomas and Angela Ellen Keathley were having sex. When they finally finished, the whole episode came to a climax when a woman waiting in line started an argument. Thomas punched her in the face.
Renee is the blond one. She has three dogs. She likes country music and hip-hop. And nothing revs her engine like NASCAR and motocross. Angela has dark hair, is a registered nurse and likes mystery novels. Angela also says the "friendships" are the best part of being a TopCat. I agree.
These two should sue the bar for not being 'lesbo accessible'. It's just like not having a wheelchair ramp or something. If there was a special area for such actions, the punchee wouldn't have had to wait so long, and receive a post-coital knuckle to the face.
ReplyDeleteThe lady who complained should have been arrested for being a public nuisance. I can see the bartender calling 911 to say "yeah, there is this crazy woman in here trying to stop these hot chicks from having sex with each other, can you come and do something about it." I wonder if these chearleaders were interrogated under a hot lamp...
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