Monday, November 21, 2005

Ba-Na-Na-Na HEY!

Know that annoying "Hey song", officially called "Rock & Roll Part 2?" If you went to SU you do, because they play it all the time at football and basketball games. If you hate that song maybe you want to shoot the guy responsible for it. Well, now you can. Join a Vietnamese firing squad. Seems Gary Glitter is in a little trouble in Vietnam, where he has a vacation home. He is accused of having sex with a 12-year-old girl. That is a crime in Vietnam, punishable by death by firing squad. Now if you don't read the whole article you will have missed the fact that the 12 year old girl is a Saigon whore, who got roughly $8 a pop each time she had sex with Mr. Glitter. R. Kelly was not available for comment.

Invited R. Kelly to vacation with him in Ho Chi Minh City

3 comments:

  1. What's the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?

    You can slick her hair back, and make her look like she's 10.

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  2. Justin's comment was gross. I bet her pimp is like 13. Do you think he wears fish in his shoes?

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  3. It's only gross because you are unaccepting of the ways of another culture. When in Rome....do as...

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