According to the New York Post, the world's highest paid crack whore has been dropped by her manager, Joanne Collonna, and her agents at ICM. The moves comes after a blind item on E!online, claimed a "smacked out" actress named "Jordache Junky" (Murphy has recently starred in the Jordache jeans commercials) had sex with a waiter at an industry bar mitzvah. No word on whether she licked her hand first.
You know that if her manager was a guy, he would have given her a high 5, and said "That's so damn cool." Women, always complaining about little things, like hos getting busy in public...just like the cheerleading story.
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