Friday, November 18, 2005

Brittany Murphy has fun at a Bar Mitzvah

According to the New York Post, the world's highest paid crack whore has been dropped by her manager, Joanne Collonna, and her agents at ICM. The moves comes after a blind item on E!online, claimed a "smacked out" actress named "Jordache Junky" (Murphy has recently starred in the Jordache jeans commercials) had sex with a waiter at an industry bar mitzvah. No word on whether she licked her hand first.

you don't have to spend your life addicted to crack, homeless on the street giving handjobs for smack

1 comment:

  1. You know that if her manager was a guy, he would have given her a high 5, and said "That's so damn cool." Women, always complaining about little things, like hos getting busy in public...just like the cheerleading story.

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