The Playmaker Sells Out a Friend

Police found drug paraphanelia in Michael Irvin's car. It's unclear whether it was a crack pipe or a marijuana pipe. Irvin blamed his friend who Irvin says he's trying to help overcome an addiction. ESPN will stand by Irvin despite this blatant lie because he's the only one on the network who can defend T.O. with a straight face. He also screams and yells a lot, which is also good for ratings.