Lowlife athletes at the University of Miami recorded a 9 minute rap -- don't listen at work--, calling themselves the 7th Floor Crew, referring to 7th floor of the athletes' dorm.
The story has blossomed into a little scandal thanks to the alarmists at espn.com.
The douchebag Miami student who posted the story originally now is pleading with fans and players not to kick his ass.
In case you don't want to listen here is a sample of the lyrics (reportedly by linebacker Tavares Gooden the only player identified so far):
“and he brought in all his 7th floor friends
She found it was [unintelligible] the Miami Football Team
It’s also the 7th floor king ding-a-lings
She thought Five Two was just my number then she realized
you multiply the bitch up then you get my dick size.”
Holy christ, this song is fantastic! Even better that the chorus goes along with If your Girl Only Knew by Aaliyah
ReplyDelete"If your ho only know; that she was getting f'ed on the 7th flo".
Classic!
There's too many great lines from this 8 minute masterpiece to quote all of em.