ESPN Attacks My Way of Life

The douchebags at ESPN, specifically Patrick Hruby of Page2, have chosen to attack my way of life, my wardrobe and my favored form of self-expression, the sports jersey. Hruby says if you wear a jersey while not participating in sports, you look like a clown.

Take ESPN's stupid poll.

This group think crap is exactly the reason why I wear jerseys. Because I don't want to be one of those dorky fat white guys who wears button down shirts and pleated khakis while he talks about repsect and tries not to look like Ja Rule. That point of view is expressed by my friend Todd who probably thinks only Ivan Rodriguez or Carlton Fisk jerseys are acceptable.

I wear my jerseys because I'm an individual and I don't give a shit what people think of me. So let the following pictures serve as a big fuck you to Todd, ESPN and anyone else hating on sports jerseys.

I just counted the jerseys in my closet, including both current player and retro jerseys (but not counting soon to be retros like Champ Bailey and Fred Smoot Redskins and Edgardo Alfonzo, Todd Hundley and Rey Ordonez Mets jerseys), I have 28 jerseys in my rotation.