The Swash has some great features:
Posterior & Feminine Wash: dual retractable wands - one for a posterior wash and one specifically designed for a feminine wash. The wands spray aerated warm water providing a soothing, cleansing wash. The temperature and strength of each spray is adjustable to ensure a perfect experience every time.
Heated Contoured Seat: a heated seat, making those cold mornings bearable. The temperature is adjustable to your preference in three temperature levels as well as an off setting when not needed.
Gentle Closing Seat & Lid: the seat and the lid close slowly, with just a flick of the finger. The gentle close feature means you will never have the accidental slamming lid and also greatly increases the amount of men who put the seat down after using the toilet!
Warm Air Dryer: a built-in warm air dryer to dry your bottom after the warm water wash. The temperature can be set to three levels according to your preference and the dryer provides a pleasant experience while reducing or eliminating the need for toilet paper.
The Swash sells for between $400 and $600, depending on the model. Derek's parents will buy one of these immediately.
I never understood this nonsense. There is no way you can get blasted in the ass with water without making a mess. Ok..so your ass (or koochie) gets nice and clean..but then you're left using like half a roll of TP to dry yourself off. Not worth it.
ReplyDeleteThat's why there's a warm air setting, to dry your wet bunghole
ReplyDeleteOr use your hand
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I concieved of the notion of a warm water ass wash built into a toilet in 1997. However, I tab it as "Like a Car Wash for your ass" Soap, warm water, warm air and a cool air to finish off. Who wants a burning hot butt in the middle of the summer. By the way, for an extra few dollars you should be able to get the model that takes two frozen cotton balls soaked in witch hazel and shoves them STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS.
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