Thursday, December 01, 2005
No Longer Rick's Daughter
Christina Aguilera recently married some douche named Jordan Bratman. She is considering using her middle name and his last name, therefore become Maria Bratman.
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Oh lord. Why hast thou blessed me with such visions of beauty? Man...i think she's sooo damn hot...and she seems to have total whore tendencies, which is always nice. I always thought she was beta-max, and Britney was VHS.
I remember when she was innocent and I used to sing Genie in a Bottle when no one was around the house. Oh how I long for the good ol days.
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