Please join the ESPN tournament challenge group. The Poop, as always. Vote early and often. Do one for the kiddies, one for the wife, one for the family dog.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Simon Calls a Porn Star
Simon Cowell is caught on tape calling porn star Tabitha Stevens, real name Kelly Garrett. Nothing too lurid in these messages but Simon does have a girlfriend.
No...Iwould not join her fan club. She COULD be attractive, but is not. She suffers from 'Kobe Tai Disease'....Very attractive, with one bad feature that just messes everything up once you see it. She has a gum line that is approximately 4 inches.
In Kobe's case, she sooo hot and cute...then has HORRID implant scars. So bad in fact, that I cancelled my (accidental) membership to kobetai.com.
Actually Paul, my new revised list of people I hate has a new #1...the guy who did Kobe's implants.
No...Iwould not join her fan club. She COULD be attractive, but is not. She suffers from 'Kobe Tai Disease'....Very attractive, with one bad feature that just messes everything up once you see it. She has a gum line that is approximately 4 inches.
ReplyDeleteIn Kobe's case, she sooo hot and cute...then has HORRID implant scars. So bad in fact, that I cancelled my (accidental) membership to kobetai.com.
Actually Paul, my new revised list of people I hate has a new #1...the guy who did Kobe's implants.