Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Be a Playa

Distant Replays, the official throwback jersey supplier of NUCU, is having a 25% off sale. Everything on the entire site is 25% off until January 12th.

Focusing only on Mitchell & Ness jerseys, here are some suggestions:

Paul: I already have the Majestic version of this Albert Pujols so I won't be getting it. I am strongly considering shuffling around in this Ickey Woods.

Bill: He sleeps with a Walter Payton 8X10 picture over his nuts. This jersey would make a great blanket.

Adam: The man just won $575 thanks to Harley and me. He should at least pay respect to his idol (Randall Cunningham) in green or in white. Or he could respect the dead with this tribute to Jerome Brown. R.I.P #99.

Sobel: I don't know how he could choose between the Marks Brothers, Duper and Clayton. He might have to get both.

Leary: Lenny Dykstra, the man they call Nails on the Mets ballclub. Leary was 7 years old and in Shea when Lenny ended Game 3 of the 1986 NLCS with a homer off Bob Knepper. He did it! He did it! I just got chills.

Isaacs: Gooden and Strawberry deserve your respect. Forget what happened to them later on. Remember what they did for us in 1986. Remember how it felt for years as a kid on nights when Gooden was going to pitch. There's nothing worse than wasted talent.

Josh: To remind you of when you used to be a Packers fan. In case you ever move to Minnesota, if the Vikings just become really good.

Coach: Derek Jee-tuh!

Mike Friedlander: Would never wear a jersey.

Mike Sobel: No Ki-Jana Carter, sorry. The other Curt Warner is the best I could do.

Jordan: No Wally Backman, how surprising.

Justin: Mitchell and Ness doesn't make volleyball jerseys, or I'd get you the Karch Kiraly 1988 Olympic.

Derek: Believe it or not, no John Elways, which would go great with a foam horsehead.

Harley: No Jim Brown either.

1 comment:

  1. The should make jerseys for porn stars. A Peter North jersey would be an instant best seller.

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