For Josh

I am making this post in deference to one NUCU's most loyal and heretofore most anonymous reader, Josh aka Hugs.
Josh loves one of the several web pages that made up ridiculous "facts" about Chuck Norris.
Example: The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. (This one actually is funny because it's not some random bullcrap it's a clever reconstitution of an old adage.)
Either way, Chuck Norris does not like these supposed facts. He is "more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet", and he's "not quite sure what to make of it". Thankfully for the authors of these one-liners, Chuck doesn't "take offense nor take these things too seriously."