Loyal PP reader Derek from Statesboro, Georgia took hostages earlier this morning, but luckily the standoff has ended peacefully.
Derek, using the name Robert Brower, held a lawyer hostage in his office for 24 hours. Derek and his girlfriend/accomplice surrendered peacefully. We may not be hearing from him for a while though, he is in police custody.
I got away thanks to another accomplice using the old "banana in the tailpipe" trick. The cops aren't real bright around here.
ReplyDeleteI mean, how was I supposed to know that holding someone with explosives wasn't gonna get me another day in court with no legal ramifications whatsoever?