Vanity Fair's Idea of Nudity

Went to the newstand to check out the "nude" pictures of Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Vanity Fair. As I expected, while fitting the tecnical definition of nudity, Lindsay was completely covered.
Next time Vanity Fair will ask her to strip down and stand behind a brick wall with only her face showing and bill those as nudes. Or maybe satellites photos of earth taken while Lindsay was in the shower.
One thing I did notice, Lindsay is completely covered in freckles, and its actually pretty unattractive.



Other Lohan news: Check out this screen grab of CNN's website from Wednesday.

You may have also heard that Lindsay was hospitalized with an asthma attack in Miami on New Year's. A friend brought a bag of supplies to her in the hospital. The friend brought Lohan a pregnancy test in addition to playing cards, mouthwash, Coke and a box of Cocoa Puffs.