Thursday, February 16, 2006
SCZA Is -- I Mean -- SCZA Gets a Pussy
Instead of getting a dog like a real man, Mrs. SCZA used her feminine charms to convince him to get a cat. Have fun being completely ignored by a pet that wants nothing to do with you. But if you want a low-maintenance pet, and that might suit your personality, then a cat -- or a stuffed animal -- is right for you.
Paul, you were warned. Retribution will be swift, and harsh. Also, who wants to walk a dog? Dogs are only good to get chicks, a pointless exercise if you're already married.
ReplyDeleteOh, I guess you never smelled a soiled litter box with some nice cat dump in it. I am sure you will love that smell whaffing throughout your new home..Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteActually, in a stunning show of Judaism, I invested in a dome shelled litter box with its own refreshing atmosphere. That smell will be locked down like Adebisi.
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