Fact: Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Fact: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Fact: America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Fact: Chuck Norris will be a guest tonight on The Best Damn Sports Show Period.
Speaking of Best Damn, watch what is currently the last video on the page, titled Fish and Chicks. They had a contest between a Steelers and Seahawks fan to see who could catch the most fish thrown by Matt Leinart. Scan ahead to a little after 3 minutes, the Seattle fan was hysterical.
That guy is awesome.
ReplyDeleteIf Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down.
ReplyDeleteThere are no such thing as handicapped people, just people who have met Chuck Norris
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.