Lindasy Lohan: one of the best he's had
Ashlee Simpson: loud in bed
Jennifer Love Hugetits: an 8 in bed
Mandy Moore: she was his first love. He took her virginity
Jamie Pressley, Rosaria Dawson and Jessica Alba: just friends, he never slept with any of them
Wilmer also claimed to have an 8-inch penis and said that he had anal sex with a famous actress but wouldn't say who. He also occassionally records himself having sex but always erases it out of fear it'll end up on the internet.
He might be a douche, but he's also my hero. Not so much for the girls he's had sex with....but for the fact that he's actually friends with my girl j.Alba...awesome.
ReplyDeleteI am furious he had intercourse with Jennifer Love Hugetits. It took her 5 seasons to give it up to Bailey. On another note, I never watched that 70's show and never will.
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