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Monday, April 10, 2006
Better Than Apple
Gwenyth Paltrow had her second child a son. She named him Moses. The Red Sea jokes and let my people go jokes are better than what little Apple is going to have to deal with when she gets older.
What if Apple cheated on a test? Would she be a bad Apple? What if she got all of her friends to cheat on a test. Would one bad Apple ruin the bunch? I can go on forever....
As for child number 2. Isn't Moses a biblical name?
Dude, you sure that's right? I heard several times that the name is Mortimer
ReplyDeleteBefore he was born she joked about naming him Mortimer. She's chosen Moses now that the baby is actually here.
ReplyDeleteWhat if Apple cheated on a test? Would she be a bad Apple? What if she got all of her friends to cheat on a test. Would one bad Apple ruin the bunch? I can go on forever....
ReplyDeleteAs for child number 2. Isn't Moses a biblical name?
Yeah, I believe he built an ark or something...
ReplyDeleteApple is rotten to the core. I think its fitting that Moses' birthday will come up on Passover in most years.
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