Monday, July 17, 2006

Father of The Year

Bears linebacker and Bill's gay lover, Brian Urlacher is in a custody battle over his 13-month old son.
Urlacher wanted the kid to stay with unti lhe goes to training camp next week. A judge said no after the mother, Tonya Robertson, said he's too young to spend nights away from her.
He will be allowed to have some overnight visits because Urlacher complained travel was cutting into his time with the boy, who lives in Joliet, 90 minutes from Lake Forest where Urlacher lives with his ex-wife and two daughters.
I don't know why Urlacher lives with his ex-wife.
When Urlacher complained that most of his visitation time was taken up by the long drive, the woman's said Urlacher that he might have considered that when he had unprotected sex with Robertson.
"This child could have been born in Florida or California or anywhere else you chose to have one-night stands,'' Lake said to Urlacher.
Robertson testified that Urlacher had missed 22 scheduled visitations with his son since March, sometimes with only an hour's notice.
The two sides also squabbled about who would drive to pick up or drop off the boy on visitation days. Robertson balked at having to drive to Urlacher's home.
At the end of the visitation hearing, the judge reminded Urlacher and Robertson that they have 17 years to go until the child they conceived is 18 years old.
Urlacher evidently wasn't listening to the Kanye West blaring out of Charles Tillman's locker.
18 years man, 18 years. She got one of your kids she got you for 18 years.

If Urlacher had to knock up a one-night stand, I'm glad it wasn't Paris
I see London, I see France

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