I Am Not Dead

For the second time this week I was startled to receive an e-mail that OBL was dead. First it was Osama Bin Laden.

Then I received this hoax this morning:
Actor Orlando Bloom died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - September 27, 2006.

Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.

It's just a hoax, don't worry Legolas fans.