Thursday, March 08, 2007

Idol Chatter

Idol Chatter

Sanjaya must go. I absolutely hate when a male contestant sucks and their answer is to gay him up. What they did to him was ridiculous. They made him look, act and sing like a girl. But apparently he is over with the high school girls. That tween market does this every year. Some douchebag kid who can’t sing keeps hanging around (remember that red headed little douche and Chicken Little?).

None of the males are any good. I like Chris Sligh but he doesn’t seem to understand that the contest is about making people like you. Not singing songs your wife will enjoy. Sing something we’ve heard of…please. Maybe jusTON will tell me that whatever it is he sang was popular with Asian women and hairy dudes but I never heard it.

Mrs. Poop really likes the beat boxing guy and I could see why people would like him, but his songs are weird and I just don’t see him sticking around.

The women fall into two separate categories – the good black girls and the bad white girls. I hope Haley and Gina will go home this week.

I really want Antonella to stick around. Simon finally made a reference to her situation last night and commended her with the way she is handling it. People have recently tried to stir up a racial hornet’s nest about her vs. Frenchie but Antonella was not nude in any photos (BJ pics were fake, topless covering your boobs is not nude) and she did not get paid. That’s why she is still around. Although soft porn is definitely in her future if this whole singing thing doesn’t work out.

Among the good black girls there are the unattractive ones (LaKisha and Melinda) who are really awesome. And there’s Sabrina and Stephanie who aren’t great looking but have worn dresses that makes their bodies look damn good.

I said if LaKisha or Melinda looked like Antonella, they wouldn’t bother with the rest of the contest and sign her to a recording contract right now. But Mrs. Poop correctly points out that if that were the case, she’d have already been discovered.

Who should go this week: Sanjaya, Sanjaya, Sanjaya and Antonella
Who will go this week: Haley, Gina, Brandon and Phil.

1 comment:

  1. Actually I didn't know what that song was either. I agree with you...gotta pick songs that people know so they'll keep ya. I also agree with mrs poop, I like the beat boxing dude, but only when he doesnt beat box, if that makes any sense. But the champ will be a girl, no doubt.

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