Why I Don't Play Fantasy Sports

Master Bates has Ryan Dempster on his fantasy team.
Brother-in-law Derick turned down tickets to Saturday's game because Glavine is on his fantasy team and either his pitcher gets bombed or his team loses (yes, Step On Me married a Yankees fan), so he'd rather not be there for that.
I suspect his decision was also influenced by his desire to watch and wager on the Preakness.