Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Comes Home

Paris Hilton has been released from prison after serving only 3 days of her 23 day (shortened from 45) sentence.
She'll be under house arrest for the next 40 days.
She's been fitted with an ankle bracelet.
Sheriff's Department spokesman says Paris had a medical condition which could not be disclosed to protect her right to privacy.

3 comments:

  1. Apparently her "medical" issue was that she was crying and didn't like it there.

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  2. Anonymous12:34 PM

    crabs, she had crabs...

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  3. 3 fucking days? Jesus.

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