![hit me baby one more time](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIGc9m5sjb_c9Ha1OnuQeoyEig2v23qCb7hvVrLQ9GwN7mSNwZONH25cb-fQjRTt1z5NqNiG1fPqhHsv4Wmt2k0tFIUzTKWjuNOBAeZXT8Q1h7Nbr7MWeK8aj97-pqP8kg-sLwzA/s320/britneyhitme.jpg)
Then Britney went through a phase where she wasn't a girl, but not yet a woman, but she tried to be one, a really slutty one, and it was awesome. Then she became a woman. She became a sloppy mother of two (with the C-section scar to prove it) in torn fishnet stockings.
![MIUTLF](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2rFhVs0ZQPE2pjj2Ps2Mmdlu57VMKeXcf7qmxE9LTuX9pWIJwta2wXzjtcPNi2rAX__FSyFWbfqtVb0hhwSOrf6ZBxpKO0M2B82IvU6TlqklNG8F31W_utRWT0RcBZAp7btsbzw/s320/britneyfishnets.jpg)
![can't she afford a new pair?](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-4yqVXb2E1EUWbJp1QBKr8gWF0WdmhwgyVau6TJztMiqpgH4r6_3BsTQ2EJmVgrApDjX-mI-w05OsuHeS1btuWSLu82HscqCII9pC0WHrrcG8NYAAEWIBWFpcFvEmz7dFuymuRg/s320/britneyfishnets2.jpg)
Then after Britney made it big, a fresh faced newcomer named Christina Aguilera burst onto the scene with her hit song "Genie in a Bottle" that made lots of guys rub themselves the right way.
![her parents must look at these old pictures and think - what happened to our little girl?](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU33y2FAw000NihmukcaWCFbHnXZe9YMwJjU2ALmCR8OXTGC5rzmwCzIXA2YeAhOLvi5AoLlj43XAELK0AFC9CsVJVz9CxRRySJuW0_ok4DzFb8SFH0N7SvI1vm6852YpOF79YYA/s320/christinaaguileraoldpic.jpg)
Then she changed her image and became a dirty whore in assless chaps with jizz in her hair.
![assless chaps rule](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmgAEM0S-r0E4Qx3TB9eusr9LTrPxJ2KKOPEaLg_9CfniyWMMhiEJisyGlH3pmmI21yD5OUJ0COBy73QuMPEPKsWzQSoud2kVa8Rt679fiu8c93tAI52etJ3dt4b8V0UOdx2cRBQ/s320/christina-aguilera-chaps.jpg)
Editor's Note: Christina has cleaned up her image recently, after marrying a nice Jewish boy. But she's still a whore.
At the tail end of this pop princess phase, emerged Mandy Moore with the song "Candy." She was only 15 so she was a little young to get too sexually excited about, except for pedophiles, the Concierge and TON who famously said "I was at my computer and I accidentally typed in www.mandymoore.com."
![jailbait](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAbBcD9vC7omz4nPT9xpG70sQkixCONMSDjcLinASDEic-CKT9s0TvMy8HR1ykoQsbC9-tOtuUUJ-p1wlbDYfkui9Et_Qg7QaIzHYQAXI3IvdyLtm1MVc6Q2e9GfuVO5bJZIQ_fA/s320/mandymooreold.jpg)
Fast forward several years and Mandy Moore has turned into by the far the hottest of three. Proving that as in life, when it comes to being a hot young pop star, it's not where you start, it's where you finish.
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You pretty much covered the spectrum. Mandy Moore is definitely the most 'beautiful' of the three (although I'll never forgive her for semi-ruining 1/2 a season of Entourage). Britney is totally off the bottom of the charts these days....I still think my girl X-Stina is the hottest though.
ReplyDeleteYou could have also made a quick reference to Willa Ford...while no where near as successful as any of these three...her whore potential was through the roof.
Truthfully, I didn't even think of Willa Ford but she doesn't quite fit because her first song was "I Wanna Be Bad" so she was a slut from the get-go.
ReplyDeleteI also excluded Jessica Simpson because like Ford she was a little older when she started. Plus in Simpson's case, she was hot then and she's hot now.