Monday, September 10, 2007

Happy Birthday Pizza Parlor Derek

The man with the gay smile turns 30 years old today.
For his 30th birthday he received a Sirius Satellite Radio and reacted like a small child who just got a new bike for Christmas.
I hope he used his new radio to listen to his Broncos win a tough road game with a last second field goal.
And I hope that in the next 30 years Derek spends less time chatting up girls on MySpace and more time writing for the Parlor and the Pride.
But that's a selfish wish, it's probably better for him to keep chasing cyberskirts.

Happy Birthday

1 comment:

  1. From one recently-turned 30 Derek to another, happy birthday.

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