This Little Piggy Hurts Like Hell

On our trip to Connecticut this weekend Mrs. Poop left her suitcase jutting out a little too far into the doorway. I kicked it so hard while walking that I thought I broke two of my toes. I guess they aren't broken but they hurt very badly and turned almost black at first. This picture shows them about 30 hours after the incident when the toes had receded to a dark shade of purple.