Immediate reports said Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, drinking straight vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. She got booed off stage by a crowd that obviously hates large breasted drunk women who are two more sips of vodka away from fucking anything with a dick.
During her drunken rant, Jacobson, a Jew who went to the University of Michigan (two reasons Focks loves her) reportedly tried to make fun of Golic's alma mater by saying "Fuck Notre Dame, Fuck Touchdown Jesus, Fuck Jesus."
Jacobson got mixed reviews when she was a contestant on the Poop's game show "Would You Bang?"
You think she's hot? Jacobsen is more man than you.
ReplyDeleteIs she the one with the ridiculous bangs now? I don't even think it's Cold Pizza anymore. It's some different show that runs late into the morning...
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