Boob Job May Be Clemens's Undoing

As Roger Clemens continues to deny, deny, deny, his wife's fake tits may pose a problem for him. A lie is like a wool sweater, if you keep pulling on it, eventually the whole thing unravels.
This all comes back to the now infamous pool party at Jose Canseco's house which is where Brian McNamee alleges that Clemens first decided to start using performance enhancing drugs after a conversation with Canseco. Clemens has denied attending the party, saying that he played golf that day (he has the clubhouse receipt to prove it), but Clemens does admit that maybe he went to Canseco's house at some point during the day, to drop someone off.
McNamee claims Clemens was there, and Clemens's wife Debbie and their kids, and even their nanny were all there.
There is reportedly a picture of Clemens at the party to prove it but in absence of that, all we have to go on is Debbie's tits.
The New York Daily News reports that a former major leaguer told Congressional investigators that Clemens often joked in the clubhouse about that party, specifically the part of the party when Debbie and Jose's then-wife, Jessica compared their fake tits.
"I mean, they talked - no disrespect, but they talked about how great Jose's wife's augmentation job was to Debbie and showed her," McNamee said. "And then Debbie showed her her augmentation job."
For a closer, not safe for work, evaluation of Jessica Canseco's augmentation, click here.