Everyone Wants to Be Bill Simmons

Rob Stone announced the South Florida-Syracuse game. He is friends with Bill Simmons and evidently wants to be just like him.
He described Syracuse as "about as deep as a conversation with Britney Spears."
And when Bob Wenzel said someone was shaking and baking, Stoner asked if he had watched "Talladega Nights" recently.

He said some other idiotic things throughout the game in addition to screwing up the score and the lead margin several times. But after the first ten minutes of the game Chase was crying, SU was getting killed, and I was no longer near the computer to record his musings.