Idol Chatter

We're finally at the end of a long and arduous audition process.
As much as I enjoy these early American Idol shows the horrible auditions which are annoying at first are now incredibly redundant and I just want to get down to the business of crowning a new American Idol. As always the last two shows featured some horrible people, and some good people with sob stories who we will now be rooting for to make it to the voting rounds.

There was the girl whose father died two days before her audition. It seemed weird to me that she didn't just forget the audition and try out another time, but I guess she felt like her father wanted her to do it. I'm glad she got through, she had a good voice and she was attractive and bi...racial.

And the guy living in his car was another nice story. But I have this funny feeling he wasn't as happy about it as he tried to seem.

What about the ridiculous girl who did that crazy dance and then slipped on a piece of paper? She butchered a former Song of the Week.

Normally I hate those ridiculously contrived sketches where they pick a song and have all the worst people sing it, then pretend they actually did it in front of the judges. We did however love the one for "Glamorous", because Mrs. Poop loves that song. But not as much as Pizza Parlor Derek loved the version for "Before He Cheats."

There were two very annoying girls this week, the pageant queen, who they will definitely turn into a sexy slut if she makes it far enough and the fuckin idiot who brought her dog. That chick was involved in a weird love triangle with a set of twins. Even Mrs. Poop, who is not prone to yelling out obscenities, asked in wonderment, "so she's fucking both of them?"

I wish this guy had sung the unedited version.

I also liked the girl who sang like Dolly Parton (like Dolly she could float on her back in a pool and literally be "Islands in the Stream") and the little gay white kid who sounded just like Tina Turner.

So now that the auditions are out of the way, we're going to Hollywood baby!