Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Lindsay Lohan's Tits

I normally hate Lindsay Lohan. Her drug use, her dirty hair, her freckles, everything about her is disgusting. But she does have nice knockers. I've seen them several times poking out of some outfit or another, but now she's finally gone and done a topless photo shoot...on purpose. New York Magazine (since when do they do nudes?) did a shoot of Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe (first page is safe, after that, not safe for work), including one glorious, boob shot.

Note: The pictures are real and so are the boobies

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Am I the only person totally shocked by this? Yesterday, I was thinking "holy crap...she actually showed em...on purpose?!"

    I get home, tell Special K about it...and she seems to not even care. Plus, there are no comments about it here.

    C'mon people..this is a major celeb showing the goodies, on purpose, and not while wasted and falling out of a car. Where's the love?

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  2. Anonymous3:57 PM

    shoulda waited for hef to offer her 7 figures....what a douche!

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  3. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Analysis of a Concierge: for free? - Financially this is as bad as Chloe Sevigny decision to suck and swallow in an independent movie. My analysis is all the "accidentally" flashes were indicators that she was dying to show them to everyone but needed a justifiable excuse. Two problems with Playboy, it is usually done to boost a career/profile of celebrity, and, at this point in her career, money from Playboy is not enough of a justification b/c people would criticize her as being slutty type (thus the exposure would backfire). So she tells her agent that you must find me a way to pose nude while I am still firm and the smart agent says it must be justified as Art. The directors of Herbie would not go for it, so they come up with this gimic. Now given that she is in fact a good actress and, assuming she does not become a drug addict, her career will progress as she gets older, but her breasts will always remain young. ---Who stole my issue of New York Magazine?

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  4. Anonymous7:04 PM

    This one of the most disppointing nude celebrity displays I have ever seen. This is almost as bad as Tara Reid's horrendous boob job. Those were some disgusting pics. She looks much better with her clothes on. And with her butter face, that's saying a lot.

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  5. Anonymous10:20 PM

    the Conch makes a great pt. about Playboy and directors (producers) of Herbie.
    Alison has the same reaction as Special K.
    I'm shocked she did it, but very happy. I've been waiting to see those puppies for a while. I find her very hot, so I don't know why Mr. Poop and Master Bates hate on her, especially for showing the goods.

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  6. I'm very happy that she showed her tits and I definitely enjoyed seeing them. But I just don't think she's hot. I was much more excited to see Halle Berry's hooters in "Swordfish."
    As the Concierge once pointed out, we may have become desensitized to boobies because they are so accessible to us now over the internet.

    Btw, Lohan was gambling on the implied odds here. She didn't take money up front but counted on the nude pics to boost her income.

    Chloe Sevigny was dated Vincent Gallo when they made "The Brown Bunny" so if she had to blow him, she might as well get paid for it.

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  7. Anonymous10:09 AM

    I agree with Bill and Paul. I'm sorta into her for some reason, no idea why master bates has to hate so much.

    But there is no denying that we are all very much desensitized to nudity in general, thanks to the good ol internet.

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