I Hope She Covers the Story

If Eliot Spitzer resigns, the next governor of New York will be David Paterson.
This is how Cynthia Izaguirre might report the story: "He's the new governor of one of the biggest states in the country, New York. BUT...he's gay, I mean, he's blind."




Actually Paterson is blind, and black, which would give him a unique double, as New York has never had a governor who was either of those things.

Note: This is possibly my favorite youtube clip of all-time. I have seen it over 100 times and I still laugh hysterically.