Saturday, March 15, 2008

Pain in the Ass

Houston Astros second baseman Kazuo Matsui will undergo surgery to repair an anal fissure on Monday in Houston.

Matsui has struggled with the health problem for much of spring training and was diagnosed with the condition earlier this week. The expected recovery time after the surgery is two weeks.

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:31 PM

    The thing that's gross about this is that it's an "unnatural" tear in the anal tissue. I wonder if he's gay, or if he likes his girlfriends to wear strap ons or what. On second thought, I don't wonder. Yikes!!

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  2. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Damn gerbils!!! I told Kaz that the gerbil was too big, but he wanted it anyway......

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