$15 Off a Suck and Fuck

After American Airlines announced that it would charge passengers $15 per checked bag, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch came out with this press release:

CARSON CITY, Nev., May 27 /PRNewswire/ -- Today, in the wake of recent airline announcements that travelers will be charged $15 to check their first piece of luggage, a beloved Nevada institution is looking to offer its own fly-in customers something special on the ground...

The World-Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, has announced that it will reimburse any customer the $15 baggage fee who shows their claim stub at the brothel. The rebate -- similar to the stimulus tax-return checks currently being mailed by the U.S. government -- are intended to stimulate a warm feeling in Bunny Ranch patrons who might otherwise feel screwed at 30,000 feet without even joining the Mile-High Club.

"As long as the airlines keep sticking it to the consumer, we feel obligated to help," explains Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. "And we won't ask what's in your luggage, even though the girls may be curious. We're all about helping the little guy -- so to speak."

If you don't have HBO then you might not know that the Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the brothel featured in "Cathouse."