The Closest I'll Ever Get to Christy Cooley's Vagina

An embarrassing incident for Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley as a picture of his cock accidentally appeared on his blog for a day.
Here's how it happened:
Cooley wanted to take a picture of his pre-game tight ends test for his blog. The bed and desk in his hotel room were cluttered with stuff, so he decided to put the book on his lap and take the picture. Only problem is, he was naked at the time.
Cooley's brother, Tanner, is the editor of the blog, but when he called Tanner to have him review the post Tanner was in the car driving to the game. By the time Tanner got to a computer, he looked at another post Chris had made, a video of Santana Moss and Fred Smoot previewing their fantasy matchup, and only looked very briefly at the penis post before going to the game.

So this Not Safe For Work Photo was out there for everyone to see until after the game.

But what I like about Cooley is the way he handled the embarrassment.

First he posted an apology titled "We're Dumb," which read in part "We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday."

And in other posts he even joked about it, defending Tony Romo with "at least he isn't showing his junk all over the place."

What Cooley should have said was "that penis you saw goes into this woman every night, sometimes twice a day. And after big wins it goes in her ass."

That would have shut those internet geeks up.