Why Joba Needed the Beer Goggles

Yankees phenom Joba Chamberlain got arrested for DUI in Lincoln, Nebraska with a blood alcohol level of .134.
Turns out he may have been drinking himself into a stupor in order to help him enjoy some of Lincoln's finest hos. He was on his way home from the "Night Before Lounge" after already having down a couple of Grey Goose drinks at another bar.
But it may have been a Red Sox fan that really sent Joba over the edge.
The NY Post reports that another fellow degenerate at the strip club said "Too bad you didn't play for the Red Sox. Otherwise, you wouldn't be sitting here in a strip club in Nebraska."
That set Joba off, literally, as he set off in his 2006 BMW 750i, despite pleas from his friends that he was not ok to drive.