Monday, December 15, 2008

Let's See Obama Move Like That

President Bush shows off some quick reflexes as he dodges two shoes thrown at him by an Iraqi journalist at a press conference.



Showing someone the sole of your shoe is considered a serious insult in Iraqi culture. But the guy was so dumb, he used the actual shoes he was wearing. So not only was he shoeless, but he'll probably never get back his nice loafers. He should have bought a cheap pair and Payless and thrown those.
Also, he threw the first one, then had to bend down to take the second one off his foot. He should have had both in his hands and been ready to go. Amateur move.
Also, his exclamation his one chance to be heard around and the world and he chose to say "this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog."
"Sic Semper Tyrannis" would have worked much better.
And why did he throw a "dog" in there at the end. Does he think that makes him cool? It doesn't. It's like when Josh used to see his freshman year roommate and say "what's up, dog?" because he thought that's how you are supposed to talk to black people. Totally not cool.
As usual, Bush had a good sense of humor about the whole thing laughing it off and seeming thankful that it wasn't Shaquille O'Neal throwing his shoes.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:54 PM

    Your blog loads really slow for me and maybe other readers. You should check it with a speed test and make sure it's okay.

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  2. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Yeeeeeeah. The Poop works just fine on my computer. Perhaps the issue is that you run a zillion and one blogs yourself (and your blog crap is slowing down your computer) --- try testing your own internet speed first, dog.

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  3. is it possible the shoe thrown at Bush was Juice's shoe that he left in the hallway???

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  4. Razor, I think this guy posts comments like that to get people to click on his links. Not sure any Poopheads are really having trouble waiting for the blog to load.

    Focks, if it were Juice's shoe, wouldn't it have had a rotten egg in it?

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