I was walking through the lobby of my building reading my book. When I heard the clomp of high heels walking towards me, I looked up.
I saw a woman in a very short skirt.
When my eyes got up to her face I realized I was about to bump into Ann Coulter.
Would have been better if the title of this post was "I punched a celeb in the face"
ReplyDeleteI agree and think you should have "perfected" her nose.
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