Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Fabulous Life of Zack Greinke

Could Zack Greinke's life be any better right now?
He is 7-1 with a 0.60 ERA and pretty much has the American League Cy Young Award locked up.
He's also battled back from anxiety issues that caused him to walk out of spring training a few years ago.
But more importantly he is leading the resurgence of the Outsiders (Master Bates's fantasy team) and almost impossibly, he's making JLeary look smart.

And he gets to have sex with Emily Kuchar. The former Miss USA and model was so jealous of Greinke appearing on the cover of Sports Illustrated that I pray the magazine tabs her for next year's Swimsuit Issue's Players' Wives feature.

Greinke and Kuchar are engaged and will get married in the offseason.









3 comments:

  1. master bates2:42 PM

    turning my fantasy team around was a much bigger accomplishment than landing a ridculously hot girlfriend

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  2. They don't hand out the Cy Young in May but the girlfriend is incredibly hot.

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  3. master bates9:55 AM

    agreed. But in a head to head league I'm already approaching last year's win total.

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