Kansas City Royals Hall of Fame third baseman George Brett tells a shit story -- not sure if he knew the thing was on camera.
Best part is, he just rolls up on someone and says "I shit my pants last night."
But even better, he says he does it at least twice a year -- and the story he tells is not even the one from last night.
Nice one, I knew he was one of my favorite players for a reason. BTW, when I told Dana that you said to check the blog, she said, "Kate is definitely pregnant!"...
ReplyDeleteFrom now on I think all shit stories should end with "True story -- so who's the pitchers in this game?"
ReplyDeleteHis nonchalance evinces a long history telling shit stories.
Btw, if Mrs. Poop were pregnant why would I text you "Read the Poop ASAP?"
As if that couldn't wait.
Silly Mrs. TallSkott